Vienna Austria: A few pages from a paper written by Dr. Sigmund Freud about sexual pleasure have been uncovered in the back of a drawer in his old desk.
Dr. Freud asked his patients to prepare a timeline of their sexual activity and to rate the level of pleasure achieved, employing a scale of 1.0 through 10. A Fraulein Orgasm, Herr Viagra and Frau Boobless were three of his case studies.
Fraulein Orgasm exhibited a metric of 10 from her late teens to age 55 and then the metric dropped to a 1.0. Dr. Freud concluded early menopause was the cause. Fraulein Orgasm became known as Madam Orgasm running her own successful bordello.
Herr Viagra exhibited a metric of 1.0 from his late teens to age 30, where the metric jumped to 10. Dr. Freud finally got Herr Viagra to admit he had developed a secret male enhancement formula, which he would not divulge. (A century later a great grandson became a multi-millionaire selling a product based on the formula.)
Frau Boobless exhibited a metric of 1.0 from her late teens to age 25 and then the metric jumped to a 10 until she was age 35, when the metric again dropped to 1.0. Dr. Freud got Frau Boobless to admit she had a "Boob Job" and since only duck feathers were available "Gefloppen" was diagnosed. However, Dr. Freud also suspected that the drawn timeline was that of Herr Boobless!
Additional page finds are anticipated, as some margin notes referring to a Mr. Johnson and a Mademoiselle Vagina have been seen.