The NRA issued a release today saying that it supports a ban on ammunition sales in the U.S.."It's a fact", said a spokesman, "guns don't kill people, bullets do". The NRA has long been of the opinion that any restrictions on gun ownership would violate the constitutional right to bear arms. "Nowhere in the constitution does it give the right to bear ammo, so we're fine with a ban on bullets", said Arnold "Pop gun" Gunnarson, at an NRA conference." We still get to keep our weapons, which is all we really wanted in the first place.". Some of the membership were a little reluctant to endorse the NRA's stance. These are generally considered to be fringe elements. " Those guys are kind of crazy anyway. Who would want a bunch of people running around with loaded guns? They might shoot somebody", said Gunnarson.
Sunday, 14 February 2010
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