Written by Michael Anglin
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Saturday, 13 February 2010

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Snow has made this man have a PTSD episode

Dr. Iam Maddenoff has completed his research on the affects of winter storms in the Mid-Atlantic states.

From his study on six drunk men, and one really rabby woman with PMS, he has determined that the amount of snowfall in a two day period correlates to the amount of anger one displays while driving in the snow after shovelling a driveway.

Dr Maddenoff states that the synapses of the brain tend to begin to dysfunction in regards to the cold and the amount clothing layers one is wearing.

He say that the cortex in the spine sends a message to the neutrons that are directing the senses and motor skills.

What happens is the flight-or-fight response from the adrenaline rush becomes overloaded and ergo a person begins to rage and wants to destroy whoever or whatever is in their way.

Iam Maddenoff says a way to prevent the Snow caused PTSD is to have your children do your shoveling for you while you down a good sixteen or seventeen shots of Schnaaps to help you forget about the shoveling and let you escape the PTSD entirely.

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