Political pundit and former U.S. vice-presidential candidate , Sarah Palin, is demanding equal diary space in The Spoof! Palin stated that failure of The Spoof to include her diary on its website is a plot to silence the voice of the common man and perpetuate the liberal lie.
"As the author of a bestselling novel, I am uniquely qualified to keep a diary," Palin said, referring to her alleged autobiography, Going Rogue: An American Life. The former beauty queen and allegedly college-educated Alaska native began her adult life by eloping, which she claims is proof that she is not only a maverick, but someone with titillating secrets that everyone would want to read.
Palin's grandmother, in a statement made to a local medium, said that Palin managed to raise a family, while taking a turn in local, state and national politics. The spectral grandparent noted that Palin recently returned to her roots in broadcast television where she is enjoying crucifying liberals for doing the same things conservatives like to do.
A poll conducted by former mayors, who were subsequently elected governor and ran with John McCain, found that one hundred percent of respondents believed Sarah Palin deserves her own diary!