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Friday, 12 February 2010

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"I'd like 5 chili dogs please and hold the mustard"

Confident in his doctor's skills and in the stint technology used to strengthen the walls of his arteries, Bill Clinton reportedly made an unscheduled stop on his way home from the hospital, for a three-pack chili dog combo and a side of cheese fries.

Though Hillary and his driver both objected, Clinton insisted on pulling over to the closest Nathan's for a bag "to go". It was only after he returned to the car did the contents reveal themselves by virtue of wafting chili and onion odors. Patrons at the restaurant confirmed Clinton's order with the press.

Though most of the bag's contents made it home with the Clinton's untouched, apparently, according to the limo driver, Bill snuck his hand into the bag for an in-transit cheese fry and accidentally dropped a glob of the cheese on Hillary's blue dress. Bill was heard commenting, "Hey honey, what does that remind you of?"

Bill was seen shortly after the comment, holding a handkerchief over his nose to reduce the blood flow. Apparently, Ms. Clinton didn't appreciate the "Lewinsky" received courtesy of her chili dog carrying husband.

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