The Obama administration announced this morning that the federal government will open a nationwide network of government "change" offices beginning today. The offices will be located in major malls and will be operated by the new United People's Department of Change, or UPDOC.
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs spoke to reporters saying: "We'll change your oil, we'll change your underwear, we'll change your hairstyle, we'll make change for a dollar. And if you're not happy with our service, we'll change your attitude. It is only important that we change something. Did I mention change?"
Obama's wife Michelle will be the first Director of UPDOC and she told SPN "For the first time in my adult life I know what's UPDOC." The first lady added "people also need hope and so our new Department of Ubiquitous Hope, or DUH has been created. When folks are looking to this administration for hope, we can respond with DUH."