The Obama administration threw a temper tantrum today, which broke out during the daily press briefing.
"We sincerely wish to put an end to bipartisan bickering," said Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. He then pointed his finger and said, "so nobody like those stupid Republicans! They're a bunch of kaka-doody-heads!"
GOP leadership, in the wake of Gibbs' announcement, went stomping off to their rooms to sulk. They came out after nap-time and had cookies and kool-aid.
"Yeah, well he started it!" said Republican National Committee Chair Michael Steele, pointing at President Obama. "He keeps pickin' on us!"
"It wasn't me," said President Obama, "I just said what she said!" He then pointed at Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
"You big poopy head!" Pelosi said. She then kicked the President in the shin. By this time, eerybody was looking at her. "What are you all lookin' at me for," the Speaker said. "The GOP are a bunch of kaka-doody-heads! They won't let me just push the healthcare bill through!" She then stomped off to her room.
As a precautionary measure, the rest of the Obama Cabinet was sent to bed early and will spend the rest of the week with no TV.