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Wednesday, 10 February 2010

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X-rays revealed no bullet or stab wounds.

Jimmy Hoffa, the former union leader and mob boss who disappeared under mysterious circumstances, had been found. It was long believed that he was buried under Giant's Stadium (a.k.a. The Meadowlands), but no body was ever discovered.

With the current demolition of that stadium, however, the remains have been found.

Dr. Temperance Brennen (a fornsic anthropologist with the Jeffersonian Institute in Washington) has positively identified the remains as being those of Hoffa. She also said that it appeared he had died of natural causes and that there was no "hit" on him.

Said Brennen, "it was probably because he had to wait forever in the concession lines for a hot dog, a beer, and a Giants foam finger, just like the rest of us."

He should have been a Cowboy fan,

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