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Tuesday, 9 February 2010

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The FBI have announced that they have apprehended a man they are referring to as "The Penis Bomber" at the Kennedy Airport in New York City.

Initial reports say that the man had himself Bobbitized and used an artificial penis large enough to blow up the plane that he was scheduled to board. The plane was headed for Atlanta.

Agents at the airport caught the man as he stood in line as two young ladies were in front of him and since there was a delay, he had sat down but continued to stare at the two great looking young ladies.

Finally, according to a woman across from where he was sitting, he started to rub his groin area while looking at the girls, apparently temporarily forgetting that what he was rubbing was fake.

"I went to say sumpin' to a security person about this here preevert", stated Mrs Beauregard Ledbetter of Atlanta, "and just as I pointed at him, he exploded."

Although badly injured and trying to get the fire beaten out, the man was arrested and an ambulance surrounded by police cars escorted the terrorist to the hospital.

At last report, the man was listed as "Pitiful".

This is Dan Hilliard, Ass reporter for UP2.

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