The first daughter's are upset at President Barack Obama, saying that his Universal Health Care Reform Plan does not go far enough. Malia and Sasha Obama are upset that acne and pimple creams will not be covered as prescription drugs under the proposed plan.
From their bedrooms in the White House, the girls have contacted Republican Leaders to offer their support for the opposition. Said Sasha, "Daddy just doesn't realize what this does to teenagers all around this country. How can he call this health care plan Universal when it doesn't take care of zits, acne, or other skin blemishes that can just ruin your life?"
From his radio studio, Rush Limbaugh was surprised at the girl's opposition. "I guess that this goes to show that these spoiled brat first daughter's are just as empty headed and self conscious as any other teenager in this country. I give them credit for that."
Vice President Joe Biden has offered to mediate the squabble and has invited the girls and their father to a "ROOT BEER" summit in the Rose Garden. There is no word on whether or not the meeting will take place, as the girls prefer Mug Root Beer and Daddy likes A&W.