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Topics: KKK, Scottish

Saturday, 6 February 2010

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Line up get your white sheet use it as a parachute when you jump off the cliff

Scottish Historian Ranald MacDonald has caused outrage by pointing out the bad stuff Scotland gave the World as well as the good stuff. Just as the Brits like to keep quite about the 1.5 BILLION people they killed in India and they countless others of billions they killed around the world Scots of today have tried to keep quiet about the problems they have caused.

Mr MacDonald points out that the Scots gave the world many of our modern inventions including the telephone,television, postage stamps,bicycles and tarmacadam for road surfaces etc but while these Scots had brains another section of the Scots population were brainless bastards.

Scots extreme protestants were sent by the English to Northern Ireland to create never ending problems going about dressed in orange other extremists went to America and created the Ku Klux Klan who were equally bigoted and racist.

In a recent interview one of these members thought Tigers were native to Africa they really are the most stupid people on the planet.

Ranald MacDonald thinks the best way to get rid of members of The Ku Klux Klan is to take them to the edge of a cliff give them a white sheet and tell them to jump and use it as a parachute.

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