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Tuesday, 2 February 2010

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Other guests rumoured to have been invited, include the ashes of Yasser Arafat, A Polish Child & Gary Glitter

Alleged serial lady fondler, Herr Bill Clinton will spend 14 days locked inside a cupboard alongside well known hermit, CJ "Taffy" O'Rourke.

The stunt, due to start a week on Thursday, will be broadcast in length, on Sky News and CNN. Herr Clinton's main wish, is that aides push individual cornflakes between the cracks of the doors, at regular seven minute intervals, during the "ordeal".

Speaking to Fox News, Herr Clinton stated that he has yet to meet Mr O'Rourke, and is rather looking forward to the whole escapade. In preparation, he said that he's practised folding up into a cupboard during the previous last week, and he praised the practice cupboard's tea & coffee making facilities. During his stay, the cupboard also had a sole priest playing "Once, twice, three times a lady" on the spoons, 7 scotch eggs, and a picture of David Beckham playing the classic F6 to C9 move in a game of chess with Bobby Fischer.

The makers of the show have stated that they hope to squeeze in a number of exciting guests, which would hopefully keep the two chaps amused. Sources close the makers had denied that Stephen Hawking would be making a visit, as they may find it slightly tricky in trying to prize a man in a wheelchair into the cupboard.

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