Taking the Amsterdam notion to new highs, Cheech and Chong's New Pot Superstore opened to throngs of tokers and smokers today in California. The Oakland based Superstore sports over 15,000 square feet of fresh pot, hashish and a variety of hash oils for all variety of mind blowing fun.
The initial response from overtaxed California citizens "has been overwhelming" according to Cheech, and "we're planning on expanding almost immediately." The 25,000 slot parking lot is already jammed even before out of state shoppers hit the California border.
Reports are surfacing that Governor Schwarzenegger is keeping a close eye on the novel enterprise as a potential tax find to close up the government's dismal finances. Opponents however are claiming that at least 50% of initial sales are going to prison guards so they can sell to inmates at escalated prices, thereby creating yet another armed drug cartel.
Chong, in response said "it would be far better if the state taxed the pot at the grower level and then made pot freely available to all citizens, that way "we could all be highly happy"
The store also carries a great inventory of bongs, pipes, roll papers and seed crushers for the expert tokers and experienced mind benders. A custom glass blower is on site to make custom bongs for party goers, family size users as well as fabulous high end etched and scribed pieces for politicians and top law enforcement personnel.
No matter the point of view, it appears that the pro-pot revolution is on the way and tax revenue will be fueling the fire to the grandest of psychedelic highs.
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