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Sunday, 31 January 2010

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Al Queda's new Terrorism

Yonkers, NY - A new video tape released to Al Jazeera and Al Franken, appears to be an authentic video created for Osama Bin Laden to prove his definitely, maybe still alive.

Content of the tape was unusual even by Al Queda's standards. It showed several scenes of Surgeons operating on rare sturgeons to remove caviar, while the audio portion claimed they were operating on Americans to remove their Gall Bladders.

It demanded the immediate resignation of President Barack Obama and the installation of Ron Paul as his replacement, or the surgeries on Americans to remove gall bladders would continue.

Dr. Phil and Geraldo Ravira were reached for comment, but neither had anything intelligent to say.

The Pentagon and Times Square also refused to comment on the tape saying, "We have no comment."

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