In what is being described as the biggest breach of protocol in memory, Justice Samuel Alito yelled out to President Obama during his State of the Union address, "Poopy Pants."
As Speaker Nancy Pelosi's face contorted in horror and Vice President Joe Bidden clenched his fists in rage, a shocked Democratic delegation booed and groaned, while the Republicans were seen doing high fives and chuckling.
Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell and House Minority Leader John Boehner were fist bumping and giggling like two school boys on the playground as they ran around in circles shouting, "poopy pants, poopy pants, poopy pants." Sitting at his desk alone in the chambers, Congressman Joe Wilson of South Carolina was heard muttering, "I wish I had thought of that!"
Justice Alito was unrepentant, however. "My first amendment rights, all the way baby. Or is it the second amendment? Anyway, If Scalia and Thomas had been here, it's their weekly porn movie night, they would have done the same thing."
Senator John McCain was stopped by a reporter as, red faced, he hurriedly left the chambers for the Senate Cloakroom. The reporter asked him how he felt about the outburst by Alito. "No comment," McCain replied, "In a hurry. Thought he was talking to me. Catch you later."
In other breaking news, Goldman Sachs announced the new morning line on next week's Super Bowl. "Colts by 11," stated the early morning announcement.