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Friday, 29 January 2010

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Even though most of the other residents at the Loma Linda Nursing home in California were paying little attention to Granny Merle Rutherford, she had just returned to her room there with brand new boobs.

"Oh the old boys in the lobby have noticed, alright", Ms. Rutherford told UP2 ass reporter, Dan Hilliard. "I thought that one by the door of his room...you know, the one who plays with himself and then always wants to shake your hand...he went at a fast pace towards his room."

Why did she have them done?

"Just because I'm old...older now doesn't mean I don't want to look my best. Hey, did you notice that guy on the rented van who brought me back here. His eyes bugged out till they touched his glasses when I 'just happened' to let my top slide open!"

Ms. Rutherford then told us that two of the male orderlies were argung over who will take her to her physical therapy class tomorrow.

"I guess the old gal still has it", she laughed. "Or rather, still has them!"

"And boy do they make you feel younger with them back to where they were when I was 25. Plus, they're now whoppers!"

As our reporter left, he heard one of the orderlies ask, "And how are you tiddy, Ms. Rutherford..today?"

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