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Thursday, 28 January 2010

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Studio may have broken her heart but Brittany's seizure was about other stuff

Los Angeles - (Propofool): Studio bosses have breathed a sigh of relief today after a preliminary lab report says Brittany Murphy 'probably died of a seizure' after seeing her husband's 2001 divorce settlement papers from ex-wife Simone Bienne.

Earlier this week the actress's widower Simon Monjack had threatened to sue the LA studio for causing a heart attack that (probably) killed his 32 year-old wife.

A team of hired sleuths unearthed a postmortem dfindings preview which hints that Murphy's heart 'was bigger than her brain' and 'love may have been blind' in her hasty marriage to Monjack.

The British movie maker had recently had to stump up $470,000 after being sued by royal UK banks Cuntts & Co.

Monthly alimony checks to Miss Bienne may also have put a dampener on his ardor and he and Ms Murphy had begun to row.

The official pathology report will be out next week.

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