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Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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Picture of this Tiger on Tiger Woods' door at clinic

Tiger Woods is not upset about jokes - Sitting in his small, comfortable quarters at the Sex Rehab Clinic in Mississippi, the sports legend chuckles at the latest joke written about him.

His sponsor at the clinic says, "Tiger is in good spirits despite not being able to have any connection to women whatsoever".

The sponsor who keeps tabs on Tiger at all times so he cannot perform any type of self gratification which is a necessary part of his healing process, tells a reporter, "He knows that the only way he will get out of here is if he has SEX completely out of his system, so he spends his time reading all the jokes written about him".

"If the jokes and stories keep up, my name will not be forgotten", says the golfing great.

The clinic is happy to see their patient in such good spirits and hope the writers of the jokes and stories about Tiger Woods will continue, as it is a great source of enjoyment for him as well as a major part of his healing process.

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