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Monday, 25 January 2010

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Obamanomics: US Stepping in it Everywhere! Public Rebels and Sends it all BACK!

Distressed citizens responded today to Obama's continued assault on the economic well being of the country, by sending thousands of personal S.O.S. messages back to the door step of the Out of Touch President.

Obama, busy crafting a new give away for the middle class in time for his State of the Union Message, and in order to regain his self esteem, was not in residence at his part time vacation get a way on Pennsylvania Avenue, but staff members did attempt to process the arrivals which threatened to overwhelm the White House and prompted security to forward additional packages to the House and Senate.

After Obama's resounding defeat in the Massachusetts election, his petulant response was to try and rally support by targeting banks and Wall Street.

His Terrorist Teleprompter Drone Attack has been credited with stripping $66 Billion from Bank Assets, and the loss of untold hundreds of billions from IRA, 401K and personal stock portfolios of average working Americans.

Said one retired School Crossing Guard, "we've battled back from the melt down in 2007, and were within a hairs breathe of getting back to even, when Obama opened his mouth on TV....it's all gone....it's lost...he's totally lost his grip on what it's going to take to get this country moving again!"

Three Obama talking heads, appearing on Sunday talk shows, positively asserted that Obama's leadership has increased jobs....but each gave different numbers varying by 500,000.

As if to confirm the lies and confusion, Sam's Club announced they were laying off 11,000 workers, while Press Secretary Robert Gibbs claimed 4 former Acorn Volunteers were hired in Detroit to start 'weatherproofing' the city's abandoned buildings.

Looking like Haiti, most of downtown Detroit contains blocks of structures with no doors or windows, but Gibbs insisted that this effort to promote 'green jobs' would certainly help...'We might use a wee bit more caulking than we anticipated...but, hey, it'll lower heating costs in the long run!"

Independent investigations confirmed that the Democratic leadership in Detroit is still paying to heat the abandoned buildings, despite their lack of doors and windows, and suggested critics were 'racist', a cry picked up by CNBC's Chris Matthews on his "Hair Ball" show trying to pick up ratings.

Meanwhile, founder of the S.O.S. event, a former Navy Retiree, said," I hope this sends a message to Washington...we're tired of taking their Shit, so we're sending IT back as Sacks Of Shit and laying it on the doorstep of who it belongs to."

The Navy Man, who refused to be identified in case the VA decided to tinker with his meds, is also handing out signs to go with the S.O.S....."Curb Your Obama" to be placed in all conspicuous places where the public may gather.

"There's no excuse for trying to get on with our lives, and having to step in his SHIT which appears to be just everywhere," he said as he headed out to a demonstration with his Pooper Scooper to fill a few more Shit Bags to stem the rising tide.

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