Local man Terry Hutchins, 34 who is said to have an I.Q of 300 has today finished a death ray he had been working on since he was 12.
The death ray witch is said to be powerful enough to blow up a planet is now collecting dust in the garage of Mr Hutchins due to his total lack of motivation to enslave the human race.
"I really just cannot be bothered" said Hutchins. "All i want to do when i get home from the lab is to have dinner and watch some T.V." Hutchins later added.
It seems the 30ft walk to the garage to press a couple of keys to arm the death ray and a quick phone call to the pentagon with threats of all human lives lost isn't enough motivation for the 34 year old.
"I'll get around to it one day" Hutchins says. All we have to do now i guess is wait.