Written by Richard DagNabbit
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Topics: Barack Obama

Sunday, 24 January 2010

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O'Bomba As He is Tackled by His Own Team Mates... Come on Guys! No Fairsies!

B.S. News Network is now reporting Barack O'Bomba has overtaken the Falcon Henne "Balloon Boy" facade in "Dork of the Year" voting with his own hilarious storyline "Buffoon Boy, 2010"

O'Bomba, the naive poster boy for "Change You Can Believe In " has just recently come to the realization that not only was the general public played for a bunch of dumbed down patsies but he was as well. In fact, ya' might say ol' Barrack was the dumbest of them all actually believing any of the Washington Insider Traitors on his staff were actually going to support what they told him to promise the voting public.

Now left out in the open as the failed watermelon pickin' boy from Illinois, frustrations are kickin' in and the embarrassed O'Bomba is reported as "feisty" and "fightin' mad".

No Health Care Refom, An economy in a total free fall except for Wall St., GITMO Expansion rather than a closing, Israel declaring Palestinians as their slaves forever, Campaign Finance Reform down the tubes via Supreme Jester Court ruling; and now a forced horse pill down the throat for a new "Fiscal Committee" to write up huge new taxes to pay for the perpetual "profits in my pockets" war based on images, cheap stunts and garage shopped illusions.

So many broken promises, so much embarrassment for the Peace Prizer, it is difficult to imagine the Prez not winning, so we will call this one in advance and award

Dork of the Year

to Barrack O'Bomba, Nobel Peace Prize Winner

Reporting from a Rapidly Declining State,

Dagnabbit Rabbitt

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