President has a silly habit reports the First Lady - Michelle didn't want any one to find out about this, but one day the housekeeper happened to come into the Presidential Bedroom while the White House War Head was still sleeping. She thought everyone was up, especially the President, after all it was past 6 a.m.
She started fluffing up the bedding to make up the bed, when she heard a loud sucking noise and saw the President was still in bed and was sucking his thumb.
She didn't know whether to laugh or be embarrassed at being in the room with the President of the United States while he was still sleeping.
Backing slowly out of the room she bumped into The First Lady who was just coming out of the adjoining bathroom.
The housekeeper looked startled, but the First Lady put her finger to pursed lips and said quietly, "it's our little secret" and slipped the housekeeper a folded bill to insure that it remained a secret.
The housekeeper no longer works for the Obamas, but she carries a "secret" picture she had quickly snapped of the peacefully sleeping president with his thumb in his mouth.
Tabloids got hold of the story and offered the housekeeper a six figure amount to sell it to them.
Sarah Palin wanted to use it in her campaign for the 2012 presidential election with a caption under the picture that said "SUCKER", but the housekeeper still remains unapproachable.
[The White House denies that any such photo exists and the President denies he sucks his thumb]