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Topics: Dogs, Pornography

Saturday, 23 January 2010

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Advertising is by word of mouth

Pet Perfect Products Inc., Tells consumers that movies are available made especially to keep dogs occupied while you are away.

"Dogs at Play" is about groups of dogs barking and running and playing and chasing a ball. Advertising says "Your dog will actually relate to these "doggie realism" shows and not feel alone".

The cover for this episode also says "some dogs however may react differently and want to join in the fun and will try to leap through your television screen in an effort to do so,

The Website advertising for these "Doggie Movies advises consumers to "Please make sure you have a "screen protection" barrier put up in front of your television set to prevent such a mishap. These are sold separately for an additional $69.99 plus shipping.

An advertisement showing future productions for this type of "doggie movie" is entitled, "Dogs Gone Wild" with a [WARNING] advising consumers not to let their dogs watch this if they are male and female and have not been spayed.

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