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Saturday, 23 January 2010

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Part of the Spoof.com Writer Revenue Bonus Pool- Can O'Bomba Match?

A Reeling President O'Bomba is said to be reconstructing the Spoof Spin Team that duped a Nation with promises of "change" and posted him a victory in the 2008 cavalcade to the White House. Broken Promises and Mid term elections heading south in droves have sent the Peace Prizer into full retreat, with a new goal of trying to stay alive for three more years and exiting with something more than a trunk load of stolen Government Cheese.

The original team of supreme spoofmasters and Tall Tale Telling spin artists O'Bomba used were not appointed to any positions of importance by O'Bomba after they made his victory possible, so they marched right back to the Spoof.com and returned to writing some truthiness back into the newsiness.

So successful have the Spoofers been at entertaining readers to truth-in-fact that the Spoof.com Owners are now snapping up Rolls Royce vehicles right and left; as well as importing Americans to be their chauffeurs. What for? - for rides to catch a glimpse of Welsh Carrot Top Golf Star, Mark Lowton Heart Throb and Fashion Model, Becky Brewerton, of course!

In a gesture of politeness and in the interest of peace, O'Bomba had contacted the tech savvy management figure Mark Lowton, and asked if he could "borrow" a few of the top 10 writers for a few years. Before Lowton could respond, most of the top writers were already gone - leaving SPECTRUM to form a new private clique of core Spoofsters who spend all their time toking, doodling and farting around with their... pencils.

Only time will tell which of the two news making machines will survive; The O'Bomba Propaganda Press or the Lowton TruthWriter Express, but it certainly will be fun watching from the firing range.

More as Spoof Anarchy Emerges,


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