Written by Ed E. Druckman

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Topics: Tiger Woods

Saturday, 23 January 2010

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"Any hole's a goal"

(Hattiesburg-MS) The John Edwards of the PGA tour, Tiger Woods, has reportedly entered the Pine Grove Behavioral Health And Addiction Clinic, which specializes in sexual addiction.

Woods is reported to have had as many as 18 mistresses. According to the British newspaper "The Sun", Woods' wife Elin Nordegren planned to visit him this week.

The paper's account says to keep the media away Nordegren was going to use her twin sister, Josefin, to take the couple's two children to SeaWorld as a distraction.

The plan fell through however when minutes before the planned subterfuge Josefin was alleged to have said to her sister, "Me and Tiger…funny story there…."

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