Written by PP Rega
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Saturday, 23 January 2010

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Ever since revelations about Iris Robinson's liaisons with well-hung boys, she has been virtually invisible...until now. The former MP, MLA and councilor of Northern Ireland has been discovered by paparazzi enrolled in the infamously posh sexual addiction clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. This is the same clinic at which Tiger Woods is currently seeking therapy for screwing around with ugly white women while leaving his gorgeous wife home alone.

Several members of the press accosted Ms. Robinson on her way to Masturbation 101 and asked her about Tiger. She responded, "Tiger is a fine, little boy. He's nice and caring and he lets me play with his putter whenever I feel lonely."

When asked if John Edwards is attending the same clinic, Ms. Robinson said, "Yes, he is, but he's more interested in playing with his own pubic hair than mine."

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