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Thursday, 21 January 2010

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A Bank Tank-Howitzer From the J.P. Mogan Armored Division a Mile Outside the White House

Like Andrew Johnson before him, the last days of the O'Bomba regime are now being written.

Having battled only with a Super Majority and an overwhelming public support after eight years of Bush Purgatory, the O'Bomba Confederacy now finds itself surrounded by Heavily Armed Unitized Bank Lobbyists, Consolidated Banker Boy Artillery Divisions and Tripping Traitors who once feigned as Supporters. All of this while being pummeled by a flock of high altitude 1099-I Insurance Bombers.

It would seem there is no escape, but strong rumor is floating that a Benito Mussolini style wagon train is forming just outside the White House, and Liberal Loyalists are loading up the wagons with as much gold as can be hauled off while Michele O'Bomba is loading up on Government Cheese. A White Flag is seen waving in back of the White House, indicating the embattled President will vacate and try a Roman Polansky style skedaddling asap.

Unfortunately for the Peace Monger, International Warrants have been issued for the Taxpayer Installed President, and if caught, he will be "special renditioned" to the Hague to be tried for Crimes Against Banker Boy Immunity; Banker Boy Bonus Bottlenecking and Insurance Monopoly Profit Tampering, all of which carry the maximum sentence of Death of a Thousand Farts while hanging over a continuously running hologram of a laughing Dick Cheney.

One former Sr. Staff Officer was caught up with while fleeing for her political life. Colonel Nambi P. Pelosi squeaked to field correspondents "I said I would support him when he was running on "change" but I thought he was talking about "changing" to higher pay for elected officials; I never said I was willing to go up against combined Armed Forces of the Banker Boys and the AIG Insurance Command at the same time. Now look at me, I am on the run, I have no power, I've been tarred and feathered and that little twerp Lieberman hit me in the eye with a rotten tomato."

Former Washington Insider Traders are saying they have never seen anything take place so fast in all their years in politics other than the Rod Balgojevich scandal. O'Bomba, hailing from the same tribe of Misrepresentation Monkeys as Blago, has denied receiving his battle strategy training from the Chicago based Daly Family, but formerly trusted traitors say the losers all have similar features: Dark Fuzzy Hair with slick tongues and Grossly Immature Minds.

The rout is seen as a final blow to taxpayers and citizens, as "no change" will now be the official policy of the next junta. Interestingly, General Rush "Justice" Limbaugh, a probable candidate for the Presidential King Generalship said the first item on his agenda will be higher wages for elected officials; Republican Officials and ass kickings for all wrong party registrants, just to "make things clear, like they are in Haiti."


Reporting Near the End of a President,


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