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Topics: Tiger Woods

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

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Another ball in the game of the goofing great

A new story has just arisen from the ashes of the Tiger Woods Sex Scandal, this time coming from a man who is in the aftermath of the multitude of mistresses that followed in the wake of the first storm.

The man who asked that his name be withheld since he is married, claims that he is the husband of one of the alleged mistresses and is irate that his wife had been seduced by the golfing great.

"I was away on tour of duty in Iraq when my wife became involved with Mr. Woods while he was on 'tour' in one of his tournaments".

The unnamed married man related that he was "appalled" at the gall of the golfer for having taken advantage of his wife when she was lonely because "I was serving my country, while he was servicing my wife"!

When Tiger Woods was reached for comment, his representative replied, "Mr. Woods would never do anything to dishonor anyone's marriage vows".

This publication is sorry that it cannot print the unnamed married man's response.

More to come if something more comes.

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