Having looked upon the case of "Tiger Woods", The Institute of Weird Sexual Behavior in the Golfing Profession feels greatly over challenged and has called in a specialist in that field.
Howard Hollinzegger, a professor of sorts with the institute has been studying the "Tiger Woods" events as they have been reported and feels it is a most "unbelievably, remarkable case indeed".
The Professor wants it known, that his institute is not treating Mr. Woods, but is immensely interested in the end results of the treatment he is now receiving for his problems.
"It is remarkable that there was such a vast amount of sexual behavior, with a multitude of partners in such a short perimeter of time and still it was not detected by the wife", the Professor remarks.
The institute is hoping that the clinic presently treating Mr. Woods for his problems will want to share the results with them for the sake of mankind.
The Professor laments, "It would be a service to others who might be suffering the same pain that Mr. Woods is going through if we are able to further study those results".