New York - (Off-the-Wall-Street): Cyberspace is abuzz with news of the karmic astrology for Barack Obama's first anniversary in office on Wednesday.
The day starts with the Sun's entry into Aquarius around 4.30GMT and the begining of a magnificent, apocalyptic T-square in the zodiac's awesome cardinal signs, pegged down by the Moon's ingress into Aries from 18.36GMT.
"The T-Square in the Cardinal signs has destiny carved all over it," cyber cosmology sources have noted, "the kind that upstages the commander in chief of the world's only superpower."
The day's Saturn-Pluto/Mercury-Moon alignment "reeks of karmic death in lands afar," casting a baleful shadow on Obama's presidential anniversary and threatening to upstage his superbly crafted public persona.
Historically the day coincides with the 73th anniversary of the first 20th Amendment inauguration when Franklin Roosevelt took up his second term as 32nd President of the United States.
That day in 1937 also saw destiny for another head of state - King Edward VIII of the United Kingdom - who might have celebrated his own first anniversary as monarch and penultimate Emperor, had he not abdicated for the love of an American divorcee.
This year St Sebastian's Day as it is known in Christian Europe will see the zodiac's building blocks - the Cardinal signs of Air (Libra), Earth (Capricorn) and Fire (Aries) - straddle the 20 January sky in a show of celestial defiance.
The unprecendented T-Square that will dominate for seven days until the Moon enters the Cardinal sign of Cancer, completing a historic post-eclipse transit of astrology's very own Grand Cross.
Aligments like this only ever occur when the hand of destiny reaches out to poor worthless mortals and calls in the debts of massive wanton hubris.
Exactly one year since the whole world watched his triumphant center stage bravura - albeit only for Chief Justice Roberts to trip him into fluffing that presidential oath of office - and the Zodiac promises to humble Obama at last.
Cosmic internet spreadbetting index Aintgottaprayer.com said today it's offering 6/5fav for Queen Elizabeth II to drop dead that day, closely followed by a military coup ousting the rest of the puppet monarchy (6/4) and the collapse of the New Labour government (even money).
The Sun will trine Saturn in Libra this Sunday.