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Monday, 18 January 2010

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From the single's new record sleeve

Minnesota - (Ass Mess): The Minnesota Vikings superstar has been offered $1 million to accompany General Platt and Britain's Gut Talent warbler Susan Boyle on the new single.

The celeb quaterback was heard honing his vocal talents at Sunday's 34-3 victory over the Dallas Cowboys where he caught the ear of Virgin-on-the-Ridiculous-Records talent scouts.

The impromptu rendition also resulted in a hasty studio rewrite of General Platt's catchy song 'to reflect social and cultural changes' among the US non-hetero low slung pant-wearing community.

Today the London HQ of Eurovision 2010 was besieged for more information as contestants rushed to bid for the song's foreign performing rights.

"The newly reworked Platt original promises to sell a billion copies worldwide," a source close to Simon Cowell said as the new lyrics proved popular with breakfast radio listeners:

'Oh, gay pants on the ground gay pants on the ground
lookin like a fool with your gay pants on the ground;
with the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways, gay pants hit the ground, call yourself a cool cat lookin' like a fool'

A spokesman for Green Bay Fudge Packers said today: "WTF??"

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