In a desperate fight the increasing levels of Xenophobia, US president Barack Obama has hired Apple CEO Steve Jobs to help the Government fight public opinion and make the population realise that they 'want' immigration.
In a cleverly arranged press conference the Apple CEO stood proudly infront of a crowd of 2000 green card holders to launch the 'iMigrant'. The stunningly beautiful iMigrant will do everything an MS national will not. It won't strike when they pay is too low. It won't comment on things just because it feels like it should and it will fit into European sized stadium seating.
Steve Jobs announced "The iMigrant will be delighted with the privilege of being able to stay in this great country that it will learn to truly appreciate it and will work hard for you as a result".
Market analysts expect that iMigrants will be welcomed into homes across the country as people from Orlando to Seattle scramble to get hold of one.
Despite the initial hype, there has been unconfirmed reports of the iMigrant spontaneously changing languages rendering the device useless to Americans.