The world's most tattooed lady, Loretta Louella MacSpanky sparked a massive police operation today when she went missing in DC Marvel's Comic Book Store in Bogart, Georgia.
Her distraught husband Hank MacSpanky, still deeply shocked by events, told us:
"We went into the comic book store and we wuz browsin' through the Cap'n America comic books, an' I looked around an' she wuz jess gawn. She jess goldarned upped and disappeared on me fore ma very eyes."
Chief Investigator with the Bogart PD, Humphrey 'Hump' Humphreys did however have a theory which he kindly shared with us:
"Hank has informed us that Mrs MacSpanky suffers from a condition known as Standin' Up Narcolepsy, which means that she can fall asleep at any time, even when she's a stood up. Seein as how she went into the comic book store buck neckid, aside from the tattoos, we're workin on the assumption that she done fell asleep in the comic book store, and the tattoos are actin like cammyflarge agin the illustrations and pitchers which are wall to wall in that thar store."
Police detectives were said to be feeling around for irregular bumps and listening for snoring. Deputy JD Dumpster appeared confident when he told us:
"We'll find her. No problem. You'd be amazed how many tattooed narcoleptic trailer dwelling females we rescue from comic book stores every month."
More as we get it.