Written by OhWhatsHisName
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Topics: Music, Dancing, disco

Saturday, 16 January 2010

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Boo yah!

A local New Jersey man, 43y.o Garth Rodgers said to have "hit the disco clubs" last night was left in shock when he entered a local club.

"I could not believe what i saw! Almost every woman had a mini skirt and a tight top. You could almost see there breasts. Every guy had jeans and a t shirt, not a chain in sight!" said a distraught Rodgers.

"They didn't even play good music. Who the f*** is Dr Dre?" Rodgers later added.

The local man dressed in appropriate 70's disco attire but was rejected by 3 clubs before let into a hip hop club.

A now shocked and rather depressed Rodgers stated "Disco is dead to me now."

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