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Topics: Barack Obama

Friday, 15 January 2010

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Very Generous To Kenya

It seemed, at least at first, that newly elected President of the United States, Barack Obama was simply being smeared by his political enemies but after a whole year, there are now too many stories going around for it to be only politics as usual.

Members from both the right and left are admitting that something is not right about the President wiring so much money to people in Kenya.

Originally we were told that it was for his poor relatives there but why does it go on every single month? Wouldn't one big allowance be enough for the whole year?

$500 in U.S. currency would make a person fairly well off in Kenya, where his half-brother was making only about (US)$150 a year.

Of course, with Limbaugh and Hannity, they immediately go to the opinion that there make be a Kenyan birth certificate for Barack Hussein Obama that someone has located.

While friends of the President say he has family there in Kenya that he ties to help out, they can't explain a copy discovered two months ago of a $10,000 payment.

Of course, Obama's dad could well be the Kenyan Wilt Chamberlain or Warren Beatty, leaving a trial of babies in his wake.

Most think that this will all be cleared up someday, probably the day after Obama completes his presidency.

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