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Friday, 15 January 2010

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Better look out!

Polar bears nation wide are said to be "angry & upset" with Greenpeace and there latest antics. As large chunks of ice find there way down from the Arctic Ocean, the polar bears home is slowly eroding away.

Greenpeace have of lately been sending the large animals back home to the Arctic, but the polar bears are not happy.

Polar bear Matthew said "These f**king tree hugger's need to back off. All we want is a warmer place to live, we have been trying to move for years. Its not like we own a boat that we can pack up and move on, no, all we have are icebergs."

The feud between the two groups seems unlikely to end anytime soon.

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