Written by jansal
Print this

Friday, 15 January 2010

image for The Birth of the Blues
Twelve Storks lined the front yard of the Blues' home

Memphis, Tennessee is celebrating the birth of the Blues. Ms. Birtha Blue gave birth by C-Section, Saturday to twelve healthy babies and the Dr. who delivered them was holding a press conference regarding their delivery.

"St. Josephs' hospital is elated to tell you that all of the babies are healthy and wealthy I might add, as the Wonderful World of Records has just informed Ms. Blue that each of her children will have a college fund of $100,000.

Dr. C as he is known for the vast amount of C-Sections he has performed further stated that the City of Memphis' Child Health and Welfare Department is providing the funds for Ms. Blue to have a tubal litigation before leaving the hospital.

Ms. Blue readily agreed to the offer. She has eight other children at home, ages 2 through 12.

When asked how she had come to have 12 babies at one time, she replied that she had seen the famous Octomom on TV and called her to get the name of her fertility Doctor.

She further added, "I just didn't realize i was that fertile".

Ms. Blue, who has never been married but has had several "good relationships" lives in a 3 bedroom trailer at the "Eldorado Elvis Estates Trailer Park in Memphis.

She is looking for a "larger Trailer or two" she said shyly.

Make jansal's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 1?

1 4 12 2
42 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more