In the news today we find out where Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh find the source of their reports, yes that's right it's the Devil. Pat Robertson spilled the beans by reporting this himself.
It seems the aging minister knows the Devil personally and even introduced him to his friend Rush Limbaugh.
It was beneficial to Rush to have this connection when his supply of "MEDICATION" became low, the devil hooked him up to his supplier.
It seems Pat consults with the devil each day prior to his t.v reports. In return for the hot source of information both Pat and Rush have traded their souls to the devil who has promised them all the women, drugs and cocktails they wish in their next life.