It was only a matter of time insiders say until Sarah Palin joined Fox News and the conservative hordes are rejoicing.
The Fox newsroom was abuzz as Palin arrived for her first broadcast. Only Bill O'Reilly seemed a bit miffed as she entered the studio but a quick smile and a wink from Sarah seemed to placate him as he gazed at her, took both of her hands in his and looked down the front of her dress. "Good to see you," O'Reilly said.
An anonymous source reports that the prep for the first broadcast was intense, as the producers questioned Palin on various subjects that she would need to master in order to conduct her show. Tensions ran high, particularly in light of the charges made in the new book, Game Change, that implied that she was an ignoramus.
"Regarding North and South Korea," Palin said, "it's just like, you know, North and South Dakota. North Dakota is on top of South Dakota and South Dakota is underneath North Dakota. What's the big deal?"
A producer asked her how she thought World War One and World War Two had influenced the world as we know it today.
"Well," said Sarah pausing a long moment, "You see, World War One was before World War Two and World War Two was after World War One, soooo we remember it better."
Another producer asked, "Governor, what would you do about the Middle East and the problems there?" "Well, I'd just go there. We certainly don't want them here, and then I would tell them that Jesus loves them and they should be nice to each other."
"But Ms. Palin, none of those people believe in Jesus," said the producer. "Well, I will tell them they just might be in for a good smite. Saddam Hussein sent those people on 9/11 and he got a good smite. Those of us that believe in Jesus need to be in the smite business more. As for me I intend to do little smiting myself. You know, like Olbermann, Pelosi, San Francisco, Obama up alongside his head, and believe you me I'm gonna bitch smite that Katie Coric."
The two producers looked at each other and in unison said, "Perfect. We're ready to go Sarah. Break a leg."
"Huh? Something wrong with my legs?"
" No Sarah. We were just saying your legs are perfect. Good luck."
Palin smiled, gave them a wink, a thumbs up, and replied, "Thanks guys. How's my cleavage?"