Without Jay Leno the tonight late night talk show would be nothing more than a stand up comedian in a tuxedo telling jokes.
Fans of Jay Leno are scrambling to cancel their cable and Dish contracts to coincide with the ending of the Jay Leno show.
I really don't want to quit" says Jay with his lopsided grin, "but I am running into a little problem with the IRS".
Leno being one of the IRS' biggest accounts, consequently the IRS has had to hire countless employees to handle just the Jay Leno account alone.
Being in such a high income bracket because of the success of his shows, Leno feels resigning from his show will be a big help to the Government.
Patriot that he is Leno feels this is the least he can do for America.
With a patriotic salute to the cheering crowd of his last late night show, Leno walked off the stage with a tear in his eye and a firm grip on his wallet.