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Monday, 11 January 2010

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People lined up to protest census study wording

A ruckus in the Census is getting senators in an uproar. No one seems to know what to label certain individuals without offending someone.

All the little squares that must be checked by the census taker has to be especially careful now that there is so much sensitivity among those that do not wish to be called something they feel offended by.

The new census sheet now getting a once over by the senates' study session shows questions such as; tick this box if your skin is white, tick this box if your skin is not white, tick this box if your skin is not quite white, tick this box if your skin is none of the above.

Simply done and not to offend anyone this should make things a lot easier for the census taker to hurry along on his/her route.

Further questions to be; tick this box if you are female, tick this box if you are male, tick this box if you are neither, tick this box if you are either, tick this box if you are not sure.

How many children reside in this household: Tick this box if 1 to 10, tick this box if 10 or more, tick this box if you are known as OCTOMOM.

This census program should help the census takers if it is passed by the Senate and should be ready for the next census conducted in the United States.

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