New Jersey - (BabyOiled): "Maybe she fake the heterosexuality test!" the Adoption Services of Kazakhstan sources said today as pharma heiress Casey Johnson was finally laid to rest by her family.
The Kazakh baby agency was responding to questions about how Ms Johnson could have feigned her orientation which automatically bars lesbians from adopting.
"Simple procedure. Involves blood test, polygraph, oral swab, biorhythms, hormone check, IQ exam, fingerprint recognition and criminal records sweep.
"Hardened lesbians usually fail in first three categories."
The agency involved in little Ava-Monroe's adoption now wants Casey's mother Sale Johnson to take its gender-bender exam herself.
The move follows reports she will extend her grandmotherly residency/custody rights to full-scale mothering of the orphaned child.
"In Kazakhstan we have a saying," A.S.K. sources added, "like mother, like daughter! No offence, Mrs J. But she must have got it from somewhere...
"Besides, everyone know lesbianism is passed along on the maternal chromosome - like ringworm or scabies.
"That will be another $50,000, please!"