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Topics: Safety, gun

Sunday, 10 January 2010

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Kenny Marsh, a Huntsville, Alabama ex-police officer and security expert, was showing off his gun collection on his first date with a present Huntsville police officer, Janice Harper.

Upon showing Janice a 9mm pistol that had belonged to his father who had also been a policeman, he accidentally dropped it while climbing back up a ladder and shot himself through the fleshy part of his left leg, though he thought he had the safety on.

"If you're going to shoot yourself, that's not a bad place, as the bullet went into the floor", Marsh told people at the emergency room.

Harper took Marsh to the emergency room at a near by hospital who fixed him up, but had to report the shooting. So, after returning to the Marsh apartment and being helped upstairs the two got a visit from two more officers to check out his story.

"It was quite a first date", Officer Harper told her buddies Monday.

"Will you date him again?"

"Of course, he's a lovely man."

"Well, if he tries on anymore 'safety devices', I wouldn't trust him very far."

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