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Topics: Toilet, Jobs

Friday, 8 January 2010

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"Take This Job And Work It!"

So many people are looking for jobs these days that people are beginning to post ads inside the stalls of bathrooms, thinking sooner or later someone needing help will come into the stall. Or at least that was the idea of John Linden Elmore of Lexington, Kentucky.

"If nothing else, it gives them something to read", stated Elmore. "I think it also allows them to read in a more relaxed atmosphere, provided Larry Craig isn't in the next stall."

At that point, our reporter asked John if he had gotten any job offers from the postings yet.

"Yes I have......in fact I now have a regular steady job, but I have to warn everyone else who gives this a try, if you're going to publish this?"

When he was assured that we were going to publish it, Linden told us of the 'job' offers he had received.

"None of those were what I was looking for", stated Linden, by now his face crimson. "I guess they misunderstood my ad."

His new job? Transferring portable toilets from one site to another. So even if it's a 'crappy' one, you might want to try it in your own area.

And no, Larry Craig wasn't one of the callers.

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