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Friday, 8 January 2010

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Poor little rich girl Ava-Monroe

Los Angeles - (Probate Mess): Reports from an LA attorney's office claim deceased socialite and pharma heiress Casey Johnson left half her $30 million trust fund to fiancee Tila Tequila.

The December 2009 will was drafted shortly after the gals got engaged in a blaze of rock-flashing publicity.

Documents seen apparently state that Casey's inheritance from paternal grandparents Robert Wood Johnson III and Betty Wold Johnson 'should be split equally' between Ms Tequila and little Ava-Monroe, Casey's adopted Kazakh daughter.

The three year old is currently the subject of a new adoption bid by Casey's own mother Sale Johnson.

She has bheen in her custody ever since being removed on health and saftefy grounds from her Mom's squalid house.

Friends of bereaved reality TV star Ms Tequila have vehemently denied she is a gold digger who targeted Casey for her megabux fortune.

"Tila's very rich in her own right," a Ms Vodka Sea-Breeze said today.

"Besides, she doesn't actually need $15 million!"

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