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Thursday, 7 January 2010

image for Casey Johnson 'was pregnant just like Diana' says Mohammed Al Fayed
"We're talking twins, maybe conjoined! - gestating after a random fertilization!"

London - (Reuterus): Harrabs department store hoaxer Mohammed Al Fayed has lashed out at reports that Casey Johnson was embalmed 'for her own good' on family orders.

"That's what they say about Diana, to hide the pregnancy!" the phoney pharaoh spluttered.

"So what if she lesbian? No wonder they rushing the cremation, to hide the twins gestating in her womb."

The pharma heiress died on January 4th aged 30 in squalid conditions far removed from her billionaire family lifestyle.

So far nobody has come forward to claim paternity.

Her remains were being blown, er...flown! - today to New York for entombment in the family plot.

A source completgely unconnected to the Johnsons told reporters to "F**k off!" today after someone waved a pregnancy test swab in front of cameras.

Tila Tequila is 25.

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