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Thursday, 7 January 2010

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Mary and Terry: Back when things weren't so complicated.

The McBriar twins, Mary and Terry, who are perhaps the most popular and watched conjoined twins on the planet, are having some relationship trouble with conjoined paramours, the Pissgum brothers.

Terry, the naughty one, has been carrying on with Mary's boyfriend, Buck Pissgums for the last 2 weeks.

Mary is said to be "devestated" by the news.

"Buck and I belong together. It's meant to be-- we stand on the same side when we kiss. We're perfect for eachother! This is just so unexpected."

Not so, says Tina the Bearded Lady. Tina, who's been the twins bff since nursery school says she's saw trouble on the horizon for a quite sometime now.

"I've seen trouble on the horizon for quite sometime now," says Tina the Bearded Lady.

Mary and Terry are no longer on speaking terms and whether or not their rift will ever mend is uncertain.

As for the Pissgum Brothers, the only thing Percival will say about the affair is, "Bros before 'hos, man. Bros before 'hos."

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