An unfunny wife today was charged with treason by the Unfunny Committee of Unamerican Lack of Humor for daring to drone on and on about chilli peppers, about as interesting as anything else that is American, i.e. not interesting at all.
'I had just started to write my daily blog about brassieres and nail clippings', that wife said, 'when all of a sudden I had a craving for some jalapeno peppers. You know, those feeble little vegetables Pakistani children eat raw for breakfast, but grown American men think is something macho to eat.'
'And then all of a sudden an Unfunny Committee of Unamerican Lack of Humor officer called round and took me away for 'not being funny', a treasonable offence outside of the USA, but a mandatory requirement for American men.'
This is not the first time that an American has been taken away by the Unfunny Committee of Unamerican Lack of Humor officers, over 3 million are arrested every day but some still manage to escape and plague the worldwideweb with their unfunny and uninteresting articles about what they eat and why it is so fascinating. Just like the French, Americans seem to think they invented cooking and eating.
They certainly didn't invent humour or satire.