Written by jansal
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Topics: Old People

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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No Teeth No Treat

It has come to light that the Twilte Nursing Home Administrator in Tampa Florida has been selfishly keeping gifts meant for the residents for himself.

The nursing home administrator Clyde Klochmeyer was recently investigated and found to have more than 72 boxes of Fannie Farmer chocolates in a freezer in the basement of his home.

This came to light when one of the employees observed him "sneaking out to his car" with several boxes under his overcoat. She became suspicious because "no one else wears an overcoat in Florida when it is 92 degrees".

His only reply when interviewed by police was, "I only took the ones with nuts and caramel centers, since most of the residents here have no teeth anyway".

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