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Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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It was reported today by White House Correspondent Joyce Amagone that the First Lady is becoming restless in her big house and looked to her aide for something to do.

A suggestion was made that perhaps the First Lady could have her own reality show. First on the agenda would be that the President would have to approve of this. When asked he replied, "How stupid is that"?

Next suggestion was, "Do you like to knit Michelle"? and Michelle replied, "How stupid is that"?

The aide was just about at her wits end when one of the President's children who had been listening in the doorway came up with an idea.

"I know mom, why don't you join the Secret Service, that way you can go everywhere Dad goes and get paid for it too"!

Michelle slapped her forehead and patted her darling daughter on the head and said, "How brilliant sweetheart, why didn't I think of that"?

So.......... if you ever wonder why the First Lady is traveling with the President when there is no logical reason for her to be doing so, don't talk about it. It's top secret, she is a member of the secret service.

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